November 2025
some astro talk n horoscopes
this november brings us mercury and jupiter retrograde looming around the corner, an explosive dance with mercury & mars, and deep desire to lay under a weighted blanket with a belly full of hearty stew.
this month will have some disappointments, like when you need a hot shower and the water comes out lukewarm. just warm enough to get clean without your teeth chattering, but not enough to steam the windows and make your skin bright red. but there will be brighter tomorrows, and if you use your creativity, maybe you’ll find the warmth of the electric blanket, or a space heater.
just clock it and move on - try not to ruminate in those unmatched expectations.
with retrograde season, sometimes we rely too much on the constants - and getting what you want all the time makes you boring. retrogrades create new places of comfort by taking away something you always thought would be there. it makes you appreciate the things you take for granted, and reminds you to be grateful for the invisible.
mercury & mars will be conjoined (scissoring) each other for wayy too long. mercury doesn’t necessarily have the stamina mars needs for this to be comfortable, there’s chafing, and the dirty talk will make one of them accidently spiral. this energy, culminating on the 12th (today), is one where the accident prone should be careful! i’m a clumsy person and will be making sure my life activities will be OSHA compliant.
and lastly, the balm to what can be a little bit of a frustrating time, is the venus-jupiter trine on november 26th. this transit is like extended gay eye contact. a little too vulnerable, but also just what you need? for artists and creatives, spend some time in your craft without being too focused on the outcome - plunge into the spirit of exploration. don’t think, just led your heart lead you.
horoscopes
cancer - you need to be balanced. don’t over extend or play games. tap into the energy of fairness.
leo - what makes your big heart feel luxurious leo? think about how to understand success in an anti-capitalist way.
virgo - romance yourself, romance your lovers, romance your friends. it’s a time of big kisses and sharing your favorite snacks.
libra - move with passion libra. understand when you’re moving out of fear or scarcity and change your direction. the journey is important - not just the destination.
scorpio - friendship and connection is where you’re heart is this birthday season. invite softness and joy in as much as you can.
sagittarius - if you’ve been relying on substances sag, take a break. become sharp eyed and discerning, and remind yourself that your wisdom is important and needed.
capricorn - surround yourself with lushness - there’s so much sweetness in this life for you to experience capricorn! look for the sweet places where you can find nectar reliably.
aquarius - your emotions are important information this month. imagine yourself joyfully driving a boat in the depths of your own emotional landscape.
pisces - imagination and meditation is medicine for you this month. breathing into your heart will help with some of the heavy energy that comes up this time of year.
aries - composure and vision. don’t get swept up into other people’s problems, and make sure you’re moving from your own desire and interest.
taurus - aw taurus. your heart hurts for the world, which is very normal and understandable. tend to your wounds and let your loved ones care for you.
gemini - this mercury retrograde is teaching you about limits. things will be easier in december, but for now, play with the edges and the confinement.